– 1 sublet scam
– 6 apartments in 5 neighborhoods
– 34 dinners with friends
– 1 wedding
– 1 Gay Pride Parade float
– 3 Silver Bullet sightings
– 1 Madonna concert
- 2 inflatables + 1 diving board
– 110 hours spent sleeping on Metro North
– 2 tambourine incidents
– 2 Evolve parties
– 1 Festivus
– 2 visits from Kellogg buddies
– 3 trips to Sai’s Pool
– 1 brownie blackout and 15 lost hours
– 1 trip to Long Beach
– 8 intern social events – Cirque du Soleil, Mets game, cooking class, wine tasting, sailing, restaurant week, karaoke, bowling
– 1 party in the rain
– 3 Shirley appreciation parties
– 7 Sundays at Le Souk + 1 at CarneVale
– 1 sunrise on the beach
– 2 trips home
- 4 BBQs
– 1 baby shower boat cruise around Manhattan
– 2 sword incidents
– 1 BED rooftop incident involving a hand, an a$$ and a request for more
– 14 pitches of sangria
– 1 engagement party
– 717 posts on the 'ism
– 1 long, strange trip to Asbury Park
– 1 1st birthday party
– 9 other birthday celebrations
– 21 club nights
– 24 spankings given
– 4 new pairs of sunglasses purchased
– 1 Clusterf@%k
– 4 whale rides
– 823 text messages
– 3 hot tub sessions
– 55 days of work
– 1 final presentation
– 1 tong bandit incident
– 3,942 other events that have been censored by the FTC
– 1 ridiculously fun summer in NYC!
